2024-01-29 07:00:00 ET
Summary
- I know what it's like to own shares in a company that cuts its dividend.
- It's not fun.
- I write articles like these in order to help readers navigate away from "sucker yields" and purchase "SWANs" instead.
I’ll admit this is a click-bait title. But before you turn away, the actual article is anything “butt.”
No really. Let me explain…
I’m sure many of you now have flatulence on the mind. In which case, here’s an excerpt from The Definitive Fart Book (1961):
“Funny, everybody does it, but nobody wants anybody to know they're the somebody who: cut the cheese, passed the gas, let one rip, shot a bunny, copped a pop, popped a bubble, cranked a smoker, pinched an egg, etc.…”
I don’t know about you, but I don’t recognize some of those terms. Maybe they’re regional things. Or maybe they’ve “passed” in popularity since the 1960s.
Regardless, my title and the article it’s attached to is about a very different kind of cheese altogether.
In modern-day slang, “cheese” is a synonym for money. In case you’re wondering, I believe it has something to do with welfare benefits and how they used to include actual cheese allocations....
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8 REITs That Could Cut The Cheese