As intelligent as terms like "strategic investments", "portfolio diversification", and "synergy" may sound in business, sometimes highly successful corporations just cannot stand the idea of prosperity and talk themselves into buying companies that are either overpriced or unrelated. Altria (MO) is one such company that has managed to put itself in a series of buying and then regretting as the enormous amount of free cash flow every year just seems too boring to be given back to shareholders as dividends and buybacks. Below, I will go through some of the most notable "diworsifications"